Scene takes place in the corridors of the art building. Discussion about arachnophobia suddenly emerges. Enter characters.....
Classmate 1: If you think about it, arachnophobia is pretty irrational.
Me: No its not!
Classmate 2: Well, they're bigger than you.
Teacher: Yeah, but some spiders can kill you.
Classmate 2: Yeah, that's true
Me: I once heard of this spider in Iraq that if it bites you... you're dead!
Teacher: There's no antidote?
Classmate 1: I once heard about these ants in the jungle that carried off an entire baby...
(cue eruption of laughter)